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“I have a headache … shin splints … homework.” “It’s too dark … too cold … too dangerous … not in my genes.” “My dog is sick.” “I ate too much for breakfast.” “I’m bloated.” “I got a case of the Mondays.” “My blister hurts.” “I’m distracted.” “It will make me smell bad”. “And my feet hurt”.